Welcome to Riley's. Why a vanity website for an infant toddler? Easy; it's the fast track to laptops, mobile phones and a wildly successful career as a nerdcore emcee.
Aside from all that, his extended family is scattered throughout the globe and he needs a place to keep in touch with them all.

Riley's got a new and improved gifting page (see that link over there to the left?) that you should
check out if you're considering a purchase for Commander Titanus. And of course his blog is pretty much continually updated.
Riley l.k. was born at 7:47 PM EST Tuesday, October 10th, 2006, with the assistance of an amazing and indispensible support unit of birthing ninjas, in his parents bed in Atlanta, Georgia. Yes, they planned it that way. He weighed in (several hours and poops later) at 9 pounds, 6 ounces and 21.75 inches in length. Riley's interests include sleeping, pooping and the almighty breast. A sensitive soul, he enjoys long walks on the beach and overthrowing governments.
Welcome to Riley's. Why a vanity website for an infant toddler? Easy; it's the fast track to laptops, mobile phones and a wildly successful career as a nerdcore emcee.
Aside from all that, his extended family is scattered throughout the globe and he needs a place to keep in touch with them all.

Riley's got a new and improved gifting page (see that link over there to the left?) that you should
check out if you're considering a purchase for Commander Titanus. And of course his blog is pretty much continually updated.
Riley l.k. was born at 7:47 PM EST Tuesday, October 10th, 2006, with the assistance of an amazing and indispensible support unit of birthing ninjas, in his parents bed in Atlanta, Georgia. Yes, they planned it that way. He weighed in (several hours and poops later) at 9 pounds, 6 ounces and 21.75 inches in length. Riley's interests include sleeping, pooping and the almighty breast. A sensitive soul, he enjoys long walks on the beach and overthrowing governments.
